Martha Stewart Settles Before Katonah Roast

Martha's agreed to limit the use of "Katonah" as a label for furniture, chair cushions, pillows, and mirrors.

Nothing else.

The town of Katonah's happy.

I guess this means that they're cancelling the roast of Martha that they'd planned for this month, where (I kid you not) they were planning on serving a wine labelled "Australian Bitch." (There it is, in the photo.)

Personally, I've got to get me some of this wine. I've already started the Whine/Wine Pun List.

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