I'm assuming by now that you're heard about the Tom Cruise Scientology video, and that odds are high that you've seen at least excerpts from it. This means that you've heard Tom Cruise mention such things as "KSW" and those darn "SPs" -- insider lingo, right?
Well, those folks at MTV.COM are so very helpful.
They've posted a nice explanation of the Scientology language used on the video, their "Tom Cruise Scientology Video Glossary," which is entertaining in its own right.
Check it out.