Now Here's An Innovative Judge - $1000000 for 1 month

Wow. Lou Pearlman, con artist of boy band fame (Backstreet Boys, 'NSync, O'Town), was sentenced today to 300 months incarceration - with the proviso from the Judge that one month would be knocked off the sentence for each $1,000,000 that Pearlman provided in restitution.

Since Pearlman was found to have looted $300 million from his victims, the Judge pointed out, this was conceivable a Get Out of Jail Free card.

I'm lovin' this Judge -- of course, Pearlman has to still HAVE the money for this to be anything more than cocktail party fodder.

For more info, including the sentencing statement and the judge's comments from the bench, go here.

While You Watch American Idol I Will Be Watching NCIS

What is it about American Idol -- Idull --- I just don't care anymore.

I don't know that I'd watch this finale week anyway, but I know that there's no decision to be made now, CBS has made it for me:

I've got to watch the two-hour finale of NCIS.

I love Mark Harmon, I admit it. Plus, all the characters are moving along nicely.

And, fine: I admit to playing Man from Uncle as a young child, back when Ducky was so cool and hip as Illya Kuryakin. (I got to play the Girl from Uncle when we were tired of riding our bikes thru the streets, towel-capes flying, playing Batman ... I was Catwoman ...ah, the good old days.)

Okay, back to reality. We all knows that one of the main cast members is being killed off. I'm voting that it's the Director that dies tonight. Makes good sense plot-wise, and besides: I will sooooooo ticked off if it's anyone else.

Kenny Chesney - Right or Wrong?

You know, when I first read that Kenny Chesney was all over the way he won his 4th Entertainer of the Year Award, I thought "idiot ... now I understand why Renee Zellweger dumped this guy...."

In case you missed it, Chesney said (according to Reuters), "I don't think it's right that they picked the one award that means the most, that all artists sacrificed the most for, and turned it into ... a sweepstakes, to seeing who can push people's buttons the hardest on the Internet. It's a complete disrespect of the artists. I think because of that it really diminishes the integrity of the work."

Then I thought about it, considered the whole, boring (and am I the only one who wonders if American Idol is rigged) American Idol finale this week, and I've decided he's right.

Lawyers know who the good lawyers are -- artists would be the best to pick the cream of their crop, too.

Right vs Wrong -1: TMZ Identifying Underage Sex Crime Victim is WRONG

Things are muddy and getting muddier in our society, and there are times when lines should be drawn in the sand and kept there. Here's one of them.

Earlier this week, TMZ not only reported on the alleged sexual relationship between a female adult, age 22, and a 14 year old boy - they posted his name and published his photograph.

What was the big draw for TMZ? The boy's father is a famous Academy-Award winning movie star, with an even-more-famous ex-wife (with her own Oscar, by the way).

What does TMZ's Harvey Levin say about this? According to AP, Levin's response is: "[t]he story speaks for itself."

Well, Mr. Levin - that's not passing muster - in fact, your response seems a tad smug to me. Shame on you.

Minor children need to be protected, and I for one, predict that TMZ (along with its owner, TimeWarner) gets sued by the parents of this boy, on his behalf. In fact, I would applaud the filing of such a lawsuit.

Why? It seems apparent that having to pay big bucks seems extremely appropriate here as a way of communicating that it's just plain wrong to reveal the names of minor children who have been victims of sex crimes. This is the very essence of allowing punitive damages in our judicial system, by the way.

While things are pretty murky in our country these days, there are still some bright lines on what we'll tolerate - and what we won't. Protecting children seems a no-brainer, even if there's a celebrity factor and even if it's a teenage boy - presumably a 9th grader - who may think it's cool to have a 22-year-old girlfriend.

How long will this boy be used before someone stands up for him?

A Unique Solution to the Overcrowded Prison Problem

In South Texas, a woman weighing 1000 pounds (that's not a typo) has been arrested for capital murder. Where's she going to be incarcerated? The officials have no answer for that -- they say they'd have to remove a wall to her bedroom to get her out of there, so right now the judge has released her on a personal recognizance bond.

The mind reels at the due process considerations here. Where will the hearings be held? The trial? If she's found guilty, where will she be placed? Permanent house arrest? Looks like she's already done that to herself.

Still, I can already hear it: let's force feed other prisoners ....