In South Texas, a woman weighing 1000 pounds (that's not a typo) has been arrested for capital murder. Where's she going to be incarcerated? The officials have no answer for that -- they say they'd have to remove a wall to her bedroom to get her out of there, so right now the judge has released her on a personal recognizance bond.
The mind reels at the due process considerations here. Where will the hearings be held? The trial? If she's found guilty, where will she be placed? Permanent house arrest? Looks like she's already done that to herself.
Still, I can already hear it: let's force feed other prisoners ....
3/26/2008
3/25/2008
I GOT A NIGERIAN 419 SCAM LETTER with a $4921 Check!!!!
Last week, I wrote an article on these Nigerian Scam Letters, also called Advanced Fee Fraud or 419 Scams - and zowie! In my mailbox yesterday, one arrived.
Scary in how legitimate the check looks, it's very nicely done. Envelope has no return address, a floral postage stamp, and has been mailed from Canada.
The letter tells me that they've been trying oh-so-hard to find me - I've won a lottery! And by the way, I must send them a little over $2000 by Western Union, to cover the taxes which are already past due on my winnings. I need to call some accountant guy immediately -- it's oh so important. The letter actually implies that I'm in trouble with some taxing authority about these lottery winnings.
Yeah, right. I'm turning all this over to the Secret Service. I know what a Spanish Prisoner is, byjiminy.
Oh, and yeah - I did mean the Secret Service, you know, the same guys that protect the President. That's what the FTC instructs (see link below) -- if you get one of these, too, look up your local Secret Service office in your phone book, or surf over to their website to find your closest Secret Service field office.
For more information:
Federal Trade Commission Consumer Alert
United States Secret Service
NigerianScams.Org
Wikipedia - Advance Fee Frauds
Scary in how legitimate the check looks, it's very nicely done. Envelope has no return address, a floral postage stamp, and has been mailed from Canada.
The letter tells me that they've been trying oh-so-hard to find me - I've won a lottery! And by the way, I must send them a little over $2000 by Western Union, to cover the taxes which are already past due on my winnings. I need to call some accountant guy immediately -- it's oh so important. The letter actually implies that I'm in trouble with some taxing authority about these lottery winnings.
Yeah, right. I'm turning all this over to the Secret Service. I know what a Spanish Prisoner is, byjiminy.
Oh, and yeah - I did mean the Secret Service, you know, the same guys that protect the President. That's what the FTC instructs (see link below) -- if you get one of these, too, look up your local Secret Service office in your phone book, or surf over to their website to find your closest Secret Service field office.
For more information:
Federal Trade Commission Consumer Alert
United States Secret Service
NigerianScams.Org
Wikipedia - Advance Fee Frauds
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